Cool new Bi and Gay Flirt signs

Ever wonder if that cute ,hunky,simple tall
guy with you in a public jeepney, inside the
MRT or LRT is a bi or gay?

Are you tired of the old fasion way of just staring
in the eye of one another but not really getting any
clear answers to whom youre having eye contact
with until it was too late and you just say,, “Sayang!!
ang cute pa naman nya!!”" and you just watch this person
as you both par ways and then there is stilol this “nakaw
tingin” but you are just too afraid to approach, not knowing
that the guy was also interested in you?

Well its about time to do something about it!!
this flirt signs can be done in public with no hassels AT ALL.
no fear of having all the nonthird sexes figure out it was actuall
a flirtatious act…

Help me spread out this new kewl stuff to all your networks, may
it be friendster or what have you that access to all other concerned
and involved ones…

so lets get started… lets say, you are in any public means of transportation
or even in a private car and you came across with this hot-looking guy
that you cant even sense if he is bi,gay or straight and you are interested
with this person and so its the person is to you… this is why we all need this
to silently communicated and flirt… here is the flirt signs 101.

HOLD YOUR NOSE with one hand lide wiping out oil shows your interest
to a person.

HOLD YOUR CHIN as if checking all the unshaved beard shows you are
interested bact to the person.

PINCHING your left ear with one hand means you wanna know if the
person is bi or gay.

if you are BI, you just need to LICK OR WET YOUR LIPS while looiking at the person.

if you are GAY, you will need to WIPE YOUR EYES like you are wiping out
eye dirts.

TOUCH YOUR HEAD, if you wanna know i the person is TOP OR BOTTOM,
the same thing should be done is you are TOP.

REACH YOUR POCKET (your behind pocket) as if you’re reaching for your
wallet if you are a bottom.

Now lets say say both understood each other but you didnt know whether
the person wants to meet or wait outside of where you bot are…
just RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER as if you just put some alcogel on them
means lets meed outside. then if the person rubs his hands together too,
thats it!! you just caught a big fish out of a small pond… hahahaha!!!

But of course if the person doesnt respond to any of these,, it only means
two things

1. He is not yet familiar with this new flirt sign language.
2. Or worst,, that cute guy you wanna take with you is a STRAIGHT!!

Lets have it applied…

A guy takes the MRT to AYALA makati, and he could see from a distance a nice
hunk and a goodlooking smooth guy. he just couldnt take his eyes off this hunk.
The hunk happens to look at him for a while. then flirt 101 takes place
little guy looks at the hunk atud and slowly wipes his nose till the hunk notices it..
hunk stud sees it and held down his chin like he just shaved telling the little guy that
he is interested.. then he magic spark sets off… little guy wanna know if the hunk
is bi or gay by pinching his left ear with one hand Hunk wets his lips every daringly
and unexpectedly reached his pocket like reaching for his wallet.
Littele guy was in red shock and was one big boner inside the train when he finds out
the hunk stud is a bottom bi ( ampota pati ako titigasan dun) so he didnt wanna pass the
oppurtunity…

Although he is bottom, he touched his head and acted appropriately telling the hunk stud
that he is a top…(sino ba naman ang hindi mag tatop sa ganun wow!!!)

So the little guy rubs his hands together and the hunk stud didnt need to respond anymore
he waited outside and whoala!!! nag check in ang dalawa. san ka pa!!!

SO THAT WAS IT… IF YOU DONT WANNA PLAY THE SAME BORING GAME THAT
WE ALL SEEM TO PUT UP EVERYTIME COME ACROSS WITH THIS SITUATION,
HELP US SPREAD THIS OUT… WHO KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR PRINCE
CHARMING JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MOVE…

GOOD LUCK GUYS!!!!